Note to Self: Fish out missing earring of the vacuum cleaner dust bag. Take tweezers and try to reach down to the bottom of the bag to pick up earring. Drop tweezers. Sweat. Try to reach for tweezers by hand. Get stuck in the opening of the bag. Sweat. Wriggle your wrist out of the opening. Get a fridge magnet to fish out both tweezers and earring. Congratulate yourself.